T3h Shred Boiz - LOL (2006)

These guys have quite possibly the stupidest image ever. It's a mix of corpse-painted black metal, shred, and internet geekiness. So who's it supposed to appeal to? Well, people like me I guess. But I'm sure as hell not laughing. This 2006 demo contains three songs, each horrible in its own unique way. It starts off with "Grim Skiez" -- a three minute hyperblast noise fest. Any song that features references to the band playing it automatically sucks, and this one is no exception ("T3h Shred Boiz are in the house"?). Next is "Dead Sky Dawningz", the best track on here, which is a four minute melodic instrumental. It sounds like it would be the backing music for a shred piece, but there's not actually any shredding. Snore. Finally, we have the twelve minute "Grim and Frosbitten Necrophallus", which pointlessly switches between ambient black metal, raw black metal, and acoustic passages.

You can download this demo free from the band's MySpace, if for some reason you are feeling masochistic today.